santa banta jokes..

1. Titanic was sinking.

    Santa: How much the earth is far from here?

    Banta: 1 kilo meter.

    Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"

    Banta: Downwards !

           

2.  Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos)

    that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

    Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money.

    I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

3.   Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
     Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.