new jokes...

1. Maa : Beta Kya Kar
    Rahay Ho?
    Beta : Parh Raha Hon,
    Maa : Excellent ! Kya Parh Rahay
    Ho?.
    Beta : Girl Friend K Messages"

 

2. Girl Student - Sir Dorja Janala Bondho Koern
    Sir - Keno?
   GS - Apnake Ekta gopon Jinish Dekhabo,Shob Bondho Koren Jate Alo Na Ashe
   Sir- Ok Korse
   GS - Eibar AMar Kase Ashen....
   Sir- Ohhh... Ok
   Gs - Sir Dekhen Amar Notun Ghorita te Light Jole!!!!!!!!!

3. Ek Cinema hall er malik Mahatma Gandhi Ka Bara Fan Tha To Usne Cinema Hall Ka Nam Dia Gandhi Ji   Ki Dhoti!!!!!

  Ab Jabvi Koi Movie Ata Hai TO Ad Mein Likha Hota Hain:
  1. Gandhi Ki Dhoti Mein "Hulchul"
  2. Gandhi Ki Dhoti Mein "AAG"
  3. Gandhi Ki Dhoti Mein " ANACONDA"
  4. Gandhi Ki Dhoti Mein "Koi MIL GAYA"
  5. Gandhi Ki DHoti Mein " Kuch Kuch Hota Hain"
  6. Gandhi Ki Dhoti Mein " BAGICHA "
  7. Gandhi Ki Dhoti Mein " Hungama"
  8. Gandhi Ki Dhoti Mein " HATHYAAR"
  9. Gandhi Ki dhoti Mein " 3 IDIOTS"